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Over the last year and some change, a potent force has been scouring the grave depths of the Internet in search of half naked chicks. From doing extensive galleries to writing lenghty, dissertation-esque articles on hot women, this particular force has not left any stone unturned in its pursuit of hot babes.
However today, the tables have turned as the writer becomes the subject and we honor Mandovi Menon--the said force. On the ocassion of her 23rd birthday (yes, that's f*@kin' old...and on an unrelated note, for men, 29 is the new 20!) we take a closer look at this hottie who loves looking at other hotties...a lot!
Here's something you may not know about this seemingly quiet, headphone-sporting diva: Mandovi is all set to make her debut in a south Indian flick opposite some middle-aged dude with a beer gut. In preparation for her role, she's gone so far as to assume the "perfect" shape to get into character.
"For this, gaining 25 pounds is crucial. As a result, I've been eating all sorts of junk from the cafeteria in Times Tower," Menon told a source close to her. "I've been feigning eating homemade sandwiches, while in reality I go back for seconds to Anna. I especially love the day-old samosas that sit on the cafeteria counter as starving flies have their way with them."
She's even given up exercising and has taken to frequenting restaurants and food fests that serve bottomless platters, mostly served by obese Italian dudes. That's the type of dedication typical to all successful southie hotties--especially at the beginnning of their careers.
For her unflinching devotion to her craft, she's also been lauded by various prominent media outlets, including (and especially) financial blogs owned and operated by extremely funny people, who totally rocked in the 60s what with their "power to the people" rhetoric and carefully hidden stash! She's also earned a lot of praise from BEST (Bald Editors who are Sexy and Talented) for giving them more curves than they could ask for to put on their portals to lure in unsuspecting pervballs.
"Yes, Mandovi is the next big thing--when it comes to both, size and Mallu cinema." a long-haired/bearded, harrowed writer was quoted as saying. He further added, "Can you please save me from my editor?" before he got sucked into the vortex of his snail-paced computer from the 1960s.
So, for doing a man's job better than most men and still managing to maintain her southie hottie status, Mandovi Menon is our babe of the week.
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