Q: What does a bimbo put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.


Q: What is the difference between a bimbo and a bowling ball?

A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.


Q: How are a bimbo and a bowling ball alike?

A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more.


Q: What is the difference between bimbo and hookers ?

A: Bimbos don't charge.


Q: What's the first thing a bimbo does in the morning?

A: Introduce herself or walk home.


Q:What's the difference between a bimbo and the Titanic?

A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.


Q: How can you tell if a bimbo has achieved orgasm?

A: She drops her nail file.


Q: What do you get when you cross a bimbo with an ape?

A: Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do!


Q: Why is a bimbo like a door knob?

A:'Cause everyone gets a turn.



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