It's not hard to reason this one but you migh...
Perhaps the disclaimer at the bottom of the YouTube video should be considered as precedent for that ensues upon clicking play. It reads 'Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or the lyrics for this video, we produced it as a favor,' which can otherwise be translated as 'Please don't hold us responsible for this disaster!' And after watching the much-hyped video, all we can say is--move over Rebecca Black, these girls are hotter, skinnier and most definitely dumber than you too!
The content of the video? 2 stereotypical, self-proclaimed 'hot' young girls sitting in a limo (the innovation is simply too much to handle) crooning about the oh-so-difficult life of long, blonde hair and rampant narcissism. No one can deny their lyrical prowess though, because never have song lyrics so perfectly--and clearly--conveyed the important message these giggling 'artistes' wanted to express. Chorus: "Hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you, except we're hot." Yep, definitely no beating around the bush with these little Einsteins. However, amidst U.S. Presidential debates and the ominous expansion of Al-Qaeda within Africa, we have to admit, this dynamic duo raises some extremely relevant questions! Like why is the U.S. government spending trillions of dollars on defense overseas when they have a much more serious problem within their own borders? Namely, the dwindling intelligence of their teenaged youth!
Words simply aren't good enough to describe the cringe-worthy video, unbearably flat notes, and disastrously NOT hot appearance of tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber. But we will say this, if this video was made seriously, and not for viral purposes (it's reached 820,000 views within 3 days!) then these girls are going to have some very real problems--most of which will probably center around mass ridicule, bullying, teen pregnancy and let's throw a little VD in there too for good measure.
On a more serious note, even if we grudgingly label the tune as vaguely catchy, this video is going to leave you infuriated. In a society filled with its fair share of self-loathing and humility, 2 thin, brainless girls going out of their way to prove that American teenaged girls are quite possibly the worst excuse for intelligent, sensitive humans, is bound to drive people insane. Which would probably explain the 28,000-something strong 'dislikes' in diametric opposition to the meagre 800 'likes' for this video.
All this being said, let's not hate on the precious teens for being skinnier, sexier and dumber than us. Let's hate ourselves for being unable to tear our eyes away from their video, or refrain from sharing it with the rest of the world! Either way, for one-upping Rebecca Black in an area we always thought would remain her rightful kingdom, we name Double Take our 'Idiots of the Week.'
For a view of the video in question please click below. Enjoy tearing out your hair and contemplating suicide though.
-Pictures courtesy popcrush.com and mirror.co.uk-
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