It's not hard to reason this one but you migh...
In case you're wondering, a nymphomaniac is a woman who has excessive sexual desires all the time. Such a woman can never be completely sexually satisfied, and needs constant action! In other words, just our sort of woman!
Here are the funniest jokes and one-liners about nymphos we could find. And in case this offends feminists, we're going to feature "jokes about horny men" next week!
Why is a nymphomaniac like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all over the country.
Why does a nymphomaniac close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.
What's the difference between jelly and a nymphomaniac?
Jelly wiggles when you eat it.
What's the difference between a nymphomaniac and a barracuda when they're both horny?
How do you prevent a nymphomaniac from having sex?
Whats the difference between a nymphomaniac and a broom closet?
Only 2 men fit inside a broom closet at once
What's the difference between a public telephone and a nymphomaniac?
You don't need change for the nymphomaniac.
What's the difference between a nymphomaniac and garbage?
The nymphomaniac attracts more flies.
What's the difference between a nymphomaniac and a vacuum cleaner?
Nothing. They both suck.
How do you get four nymphomaniacs on one chair?
Tell them there's a rich guy sitting on it.
Why does a nymphomaniac wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.
What's the difference between a nymphomaniac and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.
What does the Bermuda Triangle and nymphomaniacs have in common?
They both swallow sea men.
-Picture courtesy Thinkstock-
you might also like
With Skyfall, director Sam Mendes mixes the old an...
If Bollywood ever went down the 007 agent route, w...
Jun 5th 2012