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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.
When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer.
He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.
Finally, he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who’s there?"
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?"
"How would you feel," the astronaut replied, "if you were stuck here on top of 20,000 parts, each one supplied by the lowest bidder?!"
Two astronauts were whiling away some time before a big space launch when one of them said, "I'm really hungry."
Upon hearing this the second one quipped, "So am I. I guess it must be launch time!"
Q). How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
Q). What should an astronaut do when he gets dirty?
A). Take a meteor shower.
Q). What did the astronaut get when the rocket fell on his foot?
Q). What did the astronaut think of the restaurant on the moon?
A). He thought the food was fine but there wasn't much of an atmosphere.
Q). What did the astronaut see on the stove?
A). An unidentified frying object.
Q). What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
A). The space bar.
Q). What do you call an astronaut's watch?
A). A lunar-tick.
Q). Why don't astronauts relate well to other people?
A). They are not always down-to-earth.
Q). Why do astronauts wear bullet-proof vests?
A). To protect themselves against shooting stars.
Q). What happens to astronauts who misbehave?
A). They’re grounded.
-Picture courtesy Thinkstock-
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