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Q: What would you get if you crossed a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A: A choo-choo Twain.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a comedian and an Edgar Allan Poe story?
A: The Wit and the Pendulum
Q: What happened when the bomb-sniffing dog wrote his autobiography?
A: It got on the best smeller list.
Q: What did they call Tom Sawyer's friend after he lost a lot of weight?
A: "Huckleberry Thin."
Q: What do young ghosts write their homework in?
A: Exorcise books.
Q: What sort of people make the best bookkeepers?
A: The people who borrow your books and never return them.
Q: What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
A: I've got a big problem.
Q: What is a flea's favourite book ?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
PUPIL: Do you have Moby Dick?
LIBRARIAN: Yes, we do.
PUPIL: I thought something smelled fishy in here.
LIBRARIAN: Did you enjoy reading Moby Dick?
PUPIL: I couldn't finish it. I got seasick.
TEACHER: Who is your favorite author?
PUPIL: George Washington.
TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books.
PUPIL: You got it!
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