Q: What would you get if you crossed a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?

A: A choo-choo Twain.


Q: What would you get if you crossed a comedian and an Edgar Allan Poe story?

A: The Wit and the Pendulum


Q: What happened when the bomb-sniffing dog wrote his autobiography?

A: It got on the best smeller list.


Q: What did they call Tom Sawyer's friend after he lost a lot of weight?

A: "Huckleberry Thin."


Q: What do young ghosts write their homework in? 

A: Exorcise books.


Q: What sort of people make the best bookkeepers? 

A: The people who borrow your books and never return them.


Q: What did one arithmetic book say to the other? 

A: I've got a big problem.


Q: What is a flea's favourite book ?

A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!


Moby Dick

PUPIL: Do you have Moby Dick?

LIBRARIAN: Yes, we do.

PUPIL: I thought something smelled fishy in here.


LIBRARIAN: Did you enjoy reading Moby Dick? 

PUPIL: I couldn't finish it. I got seasick.


Playing Favourites

TEACHER: Who is your favorite author?

PUPIL: George Washington.

TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books.

PUPIL: You got it!


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