It's not hard to reason this one but you migh...
There's the woman who goes to a dentist. As the dentist leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his testicles.
The dentist says: "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies: "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we?"
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
The Biggest Cavity
"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good grief!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen... the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist, "That was the echo."
Dentist begging the patient: "Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
Patient: "Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time."
Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game!"
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
She said: "No, I don't have any idea."
"Well," he spoofed, "Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
She didn't laugh one bit.
Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just figured out how they must make condoms!"
-Pictures courtesy Thinkstock-
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