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The Dynamite Fisherman
No one in this one town could catch any fish except this one man. The town's game warden asked him how he did it, so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day.
Once they got to the middle of the lake, the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion, dead fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started collecting the fish.
The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and asked "Are you going to fish or talk?"
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.
"Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair?"
"No way" said Jane. "He never returns with any fish!"
"X" Marks The Spot
Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the large trout also."
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take the big trout. That's what she'd like for dinner tonight."
A Mother's Advice
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
-Picture courtesy Thinkstock-
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