Q: How are trumpet players like pirates? 

A: They're both murder on the high Cs. 


Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? 

A: A tattoo. 


Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? 

A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. 


Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend? 

A: Homeless. 


Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft? 

A: A Flat Miner 


Q: Why was the musician arrested? 

A: He was in treble 


Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? 

A: So they can park in the handicapped zones. 


Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch? 

A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion. 


Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull? 

A: Lipstick. 


Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? 

A: A vocalist. 


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