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Q: How are trumpet players like pirates?
A: They're both murder on the high Cs.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Miner
Q: Why was the musician arrested?
A: He was in treble
Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicapped zones.
Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A vocalist.
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