Top 10 Menu Items at the WWF (Wrestling) Themed Restaurant

10. Knee-Drop Soup

9. Pile Driver Chili

8. RAW! RAW! RAW! Oysters on the half shell

7. The $4.99 Grand Body Slam Breakfast

6. The "WCW": A baby green salad with low-cal vinaigrette on the side.

5. Chili Con Carnage

4. "Definitely Not Fake!" Crab Salad

3. Hulk Hoagie

2. Jesse The Vegetable Tempura

1. Mankind's Ear, lightly sautéed with blood, and served on a loaf of Whoop*#s bread!


How Bachelors Cook--or not

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. 'I got a cook book once,' said the first, 'but I could never do anything with it.'

'Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?' asked the second.

'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way, 'Take a clean dish.'

'Trouble was, I could never find one!'


Johnny’s Supper

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"


Fresh Fish

Customer: Chef, this fish isn't as good as the one I had last week.

Chef: That's odd, sir. It's the same fish!


Cannibalistic Cooking

Two cannibals were having dinner.

"Your wife makes a great soup," said one cannibal to the other.

"Yes," agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her badly."


Rolling Sausages

Q: How do you make a sausage roll?

A: Push it down the hill.


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