It's not hard to reason this one but you migh...
Indian Cricketers' mindsets: DO Or DIE
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: Do until they die.
Tendulkar: Do that will never die...
Laxman: Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)...
Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.
If Actors Were Cricketers
Chiranjeevi - Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball. So the bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power; the ball goes so far away that the umpires are forced to give him 12 runs for that. Cheeru WINS the match!
SRK - Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball. Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to the 3rd man; the ball goes to the boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throws, Shahrukh runs 3 again. This time fielder tactfully throws it at keeper's end, but the keeper misses it and goes for 4 runs. Shahrukh WINS the match!
Rajinikanth - Rajini the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball. Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power; the ball splits into two, and one half goes for a six, while the other half goes for a four. Rajini wins the match--but did you even doubt this one?!
Cricketers' Email Ids
SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com
PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com
GREG CHAPPELL: firstname.lastname@example.org
RAINA: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com
Good Reason To Get Out
In a country town match, the batsman was out with the first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!'
The Poor Catcher
A slip fieldsman had a particularly depressing day during which he dropped no less than ten catches all off the same bowler. After the game he was talking to the bowler when he broke off and looked at his watch. "I must go," he said, "I have a train to catch."
The bowler looked at him bitterly. "Let's hope you have better luck with that, then."
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