It's not hard to reason this one but you migh...
-- Gravity at Work
Three men, a Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''.
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''.
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''.
-- Street Fighter
One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground, and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Tim's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for a measly 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted? I thought you were after the $500 I've got in my shoe!" Tim replied.
-- Balls Of Steel
Two wrestlers an American and a Russian were the finialists in the World Championship event.
They were preparing to meet each other in the final round and the American coach was giving instructions to his star wrestler.
The coach was saying, "Beware of the Russian and his famous hold - the pretzel. No one has ever got out of that hold!."
The match begins and the Russian finally gets an advantage on the American and he is in the dreaded pretzel hold.
The spectators start to get up to leave.
Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream and the Russian goes flying across the canvas, and the American wrestler feebly crawls over and pins him for the title.
Later the American coach asked, "How did you get out of that hold?"
The wrestler responds, "Well I knew I was dead meat when he got me in that hold. I opened my eyes and through the blur I could see these big pink testicles.
So I stretched my neck with all my might and I bit down on those babies just as hard as I could.
It's amazing how much strength you can come up with when you bite your own balls!"
-- You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When...
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
- You call a beer by your name.
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws.
- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW".
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count.
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
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