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The art of love is a delicate thing. That’s why we take our cues from the experts. We’re talking about the classic big-screen, teen-steam machines: Tom Cruise, Anthony Michael Hall, and even that resurgent Romeo, Aamir Khan!
Yes, these high school anti-studs, who somehow bumbled their way into the hearts of some of the finest teen babes from the 80s, offer a fine road map to finding romance--even if you’ve already made a few wrong turns on your way.
Here are some of the key lessons you need to study to score an “A” in Love For Beginners… or just to score.
Risky Business (1983)
Sex education: Put yourself at risk for a chick, and you can melt her heart.
Joel is a good kid with hydrogen-fueled hormones. He’s working to get on Princeton University's short list, but he’s no genius with the ladies (which is kinda weird since he looks suspiciously like Tom freakin’ Cruise). So when his friends dial up a not-quite-lady of the night, who directs him to a sweetie with more up top and less between the legs, it’s unlikely love at first credit card swipe with superhot Lana (Rebecca De Mornay).
While Joel looks like an easy mark, his selfless efforts to save her from her somewhat menacing pimp (we actually think Shakti Kapoor is scarier than Joe Pantoliano) cause her to fall head over hooker heels for him. Also, he gets into Princeton! Remember, though: Paying for sex never pays off…unless, you know, you’re Tom Cruise and you’re in a movie that says it does.
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak (1988)
Sex education: Never give up...even if everyone tells you she's not the one
In Bollywood's only (sort-of) entry to the 80's teen flick scene, baby-faced Aamir Khan decides to woo the only girl on the planet he really shouldn't--his dad's enemy's daughter. Just out of school, Khan decides to return home and figure stuff out--where he runs into the babe (Juhi Chawla). See, there's some complicated family blood feud, but they don't care. A couple of awesome disco song-and-dances later, they run away together. Then daddy's henchmen catch up.
So what's the lesson here? If you're dead sure she's the one, you might be dead! Actually, the real lesson is that if she loves you back, nothing else (such as the family vendetta) matters.
Weird Science (1985)
Sex education: You can manufacture confidence, and when you do, it’ll bring you action.
It would take a miraculous scientific breakthrough for super nerds Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt (Illan Mitchell-Smith) to get a girl to notice them…so they plug a program into their car-sized computer and…Oingo Boingo! Say hello to the hottest digital development until the iPod: virtual vixen Lisa (Kelly LeBrock). Her mere presence alongside Gary and Wyatt makes these guys the coolest kids in school and the high schoolers with the hottest chicks.
But it was more than just the virtual girl that got them action; it was the real confidence she gave them to prove that geeks can get freaky with the best of them. So remember: You don’t have to be cool to draw some heat … just gotta act it.
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Sex education: If you’re a good friend, you’ll get a girl--it just might not be the girl.
Money-challenged Andie (Molly Ringwald) is in love with richie-rich Blaine (Andrew McCarthy). But Blaine’s snobby buddy, Steff (James Spader), wants him to dump her for someone more appropriate to his social set. But even more tragic is that Andie’s fashion-challenged best friend, Ducky (Jon Cryer), who’s hopelessly in love with her, has to convince Blaine that she’s worth more than all his friends combined.
Sadly, he’s successful and Blaine blows off the snobs for Ducky’s dream doll. But wait! Ducky then gets plucked from the prom crowd by smokin’ hot, future vampire slayer Kristy Swanson, who admires his character! The lesson here? Friendship and loyalty lead to love -- at least for Jon Cryer, who gets action that’s way over his head. So be nice, kids--clearly it pays off!
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Sex education: Clichés can date outside their own species.
Wondering what happens when you gather a sports star, a geek, a thug, a princess and a freak in the same room for detention? To find out, you must first find some actors who are at least eight years out of high school to play them. Then, despite the fact that they all hate everything the others stand for, they’ll just open up to each other like they never have to even their closest friends or parish priests.
Once they discover they’re all just struggling, decent kids underneath their choreographed exteriors, they’ll mate like bunnies in a breeding farm--except for the geek (Anthony Michael Hall), of course--he’s got a girlfriend in Canada! So don’t despair! Remember there’s someone out there for anybody--as long as you’re willing to break the mould a little!
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