The Whizziwhat?!

Well, to put it in a single sentence, Whizzinator is a fake penis to save your a#$ during a drug test. The Whizzinator is used to dupe an examiner into thinking that the urine sample provided to them is genuine, thereby helping a drug user walk away unscathed. Of course, we at Guylife definitely don't condone its usage!

The Whizzinator comes in a complete package, which includes a prosthetic penis, one vial of concentrated urine, four heat packs, one temperature indicator and one syringe.  All a user needs to do is dilute the concentrated urine in a bit of water, inject the urine into the urine cap, put it in the vinyl bag along with the heat pack and the temperature strip; and viola! You are ready to dodge the officials.

The heat packs in the kit ensure the urine sample maintains a constant body temperature. Meanwhile, the urine bag holds 150 ml of urine, which is more than sufficient for a urine test.

The device came under public scrutiny in 2005 after a former American football player was caught using it at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Tom Sizemore, an American actor, famous for his roles in Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down was also caught with one while trying to evade a drug test.

Eventually, the makers of the Whizzinator were prosecuted for committing fraud and selling drug paraphernalia. In 2010, the manufacturer, Puck Technology’s president Gerald Wills and vice-president Robert Catalano were sentenced to six months in prison and three years of probation respectively.

Currently, the Whizzinator is being marketed by Alternative Lifestyle Systems as a strap-on ‘Wet Sex Simulator’ containing ‘Synthetic Urine.’ A similar competing device called the Pissinator is also sold in the market. 

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