Aphrodite

What better place to begin our surreal exploration of mythical Goddesses than with the Goddess of love and fertility herself. She had a magic girdle, which would make her irresistible to every man. She was known to sometimes lend it out as well. She is said to have sprung from the blood of Uranus, when Cronus castrated him and threw his bloody organ in the sea. Many stories seem to imply a certain ditzy, 'beauty without brains' character; but if we can lust after Kim Kardashian, surely we can lust after this Greek Goddess!

Besides, it seems like there was more to her than met the eye. Her gentle, pure ways were often overshadowed by her equally fierce and whorish ways. A beautiful woman with many masks--we don't know about you, but that definitely gets our engines roaring!