Jessica Simpson

No one said she was a great singer--or actress--but she's at least, better than her lip-synching little sister! While we obviously don't care much for her voice, music, "acting" or her many broken romances, we do like the way she looks. This hottie may lack all tangible skills that one requires to be a successful singer/actress, but she's got some grade A talent!

She's one of those celebrities who'll look best on a grainy sex tape, and who knows, we might just get one soon!

-Picture courtesy Reuters-