Hillbilly Country Hooha

OK, we're just going to come out and say it: Nothing gets our goat like this cliched honky-tonky, country-lovin' sap that's filled with tales of life and love, and for the most part, the same four chords. We'll admit that the likes of Johnny Cash and Hank Williams' greatness almost yanked this one right off the list, but unfortunately all the current country stars grouped together are tipping the scales in their direction, and the space where they belong--oblivion!

Think this is too harsh an opinion? Try tickling your earbuds with this. Then, think about the atrocities you'd be unleashing on the next generation if you leave them with this.