A Morbid Cacophony Designed to Make Serial Killers More Creative

In case you're wondering, that title is our own personal sentence-long synonym for Black Metal. I can feel the ground shake as hoards of long-haired men wearing ominous black T-shirts come running to find me just to headband me right into my grave; but if i'm going to die taking this flaming barrel of animosity and rage-filled music down, then so be it! 

Death metal was bad enough but when insane metalheads decided to add possessed vocals reminiscent of Emily Rose's exorcism, not to mention a seriously twisted obsession with Satan and who knows what else to the music, it became apparent that this genre wasn't exactly having a positive influence on anyone. Except perhaps recently escaped insane asylum inmates who discovered that hell was on Earth after all and they had been right all along! So yeah, if we don't the future generations to suffer for some serious whiplash, Black metal has got to go. The sooner the better. Until then, watch this and enjoy feeling your soul burn!

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