Too many child actors go on to lead positively lousy adult lives, crashing and burning into obscurity. That cannot be said of Neil Patrick Harris. Instead of falling off the map, he made it and doused himself in awesomeness, suited up in sharp Armani threads, and scored a role as Barney Stinson, the star of How I Met Your Mother! He's a player without a conscience who absolutely loves imparting his words of wisdom to his boys.

So on the occasion of his 39th birthday, we couldn't think of a better way to pay tribute to him than with a collection of his best quotes as Barney Stinson. You might want to 'suit up' before you read these because we're sure Barney would have wanted that on his birthday. And yes, all of these quotes are seriously legend... wait for it... Dary!