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It's already been established that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. But since they've both managed to find common ground on Earth, not to mention seem committed to indulging in copious amounts of copulation with each other, it's important for them to know the right things to say to each other.

Humans haven't evolved to a point where they can literally read each other's minds (thankfully!), so consider this your 'get out of jail free' card as far as your relationship is concerned. It's vital to learn the things you should never vocalize to your girlfriend so that you have a long, lovely relationship minus too many hiccups. At the end of the day, speaking to the woman in your life can be as dangerous as navigating your way through a minefield. So pay heed to these little phrases men, and trust us when we say, they will hold your relationship in good stead.