If you're dying to see your better half turn green with envy, just follow these simple steps!
Mirror Magic
Get off your seat, walk over to the mirror on your wall and give it a good hard stare. Not to be shallow, but if you're going to attempt tough games like this, then you need to accept the facts. And the fact is, you need to turn yourself into someone worth chasing!
Are your teeth a bit yellow? Get them whitened! Go to the gym and work on losing some of that extra flab, eat healthier, get a great haircut or buy some new clothes. Feel better about yourself and rest assured, the world will take notice of the new and improved you. Even more importantly, your woman is bound to sit up and take note of the changes as well. However, do remember to ignore them for a little while after you've successfully made yourself over. It will drive them just a little bit crazier, which is always a good thing at this point.