Social Networking Sites Are Your Friend

This may deviate from my previous 'stick to the good ol' tricks advice' but we promise this one will also work wonders. Nothing will get your old lady's goat like a hot woman's picture on your profile page, or some random babe liking your pictures and commenting on your status updates. 

Either create a persona just to mess with her mind a little or if you're really serious about this game, start chatting up old female friends and colleagues and see where it gets you. The more attractive, the better. And trust us, she stalks your Facebook profile often enough whether you know it or not, so this one is bound to work.