Look, when it comes to gossip for gossip's sake, we really couldn't care less about who's cheating on whom and which pervy producer was seen groping an underaged starlet after a drug binge. 

However, the world at large--and particularly women--certainly seems to enjoy gossip about the personal lives of Bollywood stars. To that end, we've trawled through the archives of the master of Bollywood gossip, Rajeev Masand at Open Magazine for some juicy bits of information you can use to chat up that hottie you just met. Just ask her about movies, and then work one of these tidbits into the conversation. If that doesn't help break the ice, you're probably going to need a flamethrower!