Potato Trick

One day, Stan was hanging out on the beach flirting with bikini-clad women, but he didn't seem to be getting much attention. So, he asked his buddy Jerry what he should do.

"Put a potato in your swimsuit. That'll drive the ladies wild!"

So, he took his advice and went back to the beach with the potato in his swimsuit. However, the women laughed when they saw him instead of acting interested. Later on that afternoon, after having no luck at all, he happened to see Jerry on the beach and asked him "Hey man, I did what you told me, and I'm STILL not having any luck!"

Jerry replied, "No Stan, you're supposed to put the potato in the front."