Ready To Tee Off

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing sexy bikini arrives on the island. She comes up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he answers. She pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you had a whisky?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches magically pulls out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"

Then she starts undoing her top, and she asks him, "And how long has it been since you had some real fun?" And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"