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The Banco Central Burglary

This bada#$ robbery was painstakingly planned such that a team of robbers tunneled over 250 feet to a bank's vault and escaped with $70 million. They pretented to be in the landscaping business and expertly dug out a tunnel in three months. The thorough professionalism is visible from the sophisticated lighting and an air-conditioning system in the said tunnel!