Keeley Hazell

This voluptuous hottie is one of the UK's biggest page 3 celebrities. She's made a career out of being famous for nothing--just like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and the like. However, she's not completely talentless, seeing as how she's packing those dangerous cuves on her slender frame.

While she may not deserve all the attention she gets, we completely understand why she gets it in the first place!